Years ago, I set up shop deep in the Rocky Mountains — not too far from the old timber trails, where the air is thin, the whiskey’s stronger, and the stars still remember your name. I was chasing rare maps and rarer legends, stocking supplies for mountaineers and madfolk alike. My little outpost catered to the brave, the curious, and those with just enough bad judgment to make life interesting.
But the mountains have a way of whispering to you — tales older than maps, paths worn by more than boots. One thing led to another — a midnight crossing through a pine-choked pass, a mysterious trail of claw marks in fresh snow, an unexpected encounter with something massive, growling, and grinning beneath the moonlight — and suddenly, I wasn’t just trading gear anymore.
I was collecting stories. Sensations. Impressions that couldn’t be sketched or cataloged, but demanded to be captured in form.
So I cleared off the old workbench, dusted off my tools, and got to work. What you see now — Untamed Trading Co. — is the result of those travels, those howling nights under strange skies, and the wild, unforgettable creatures I met in the deep woods, the forgotten canyons, and the steamy depths of the jungle.
Each piece we offer is a handcrafted silicone sculpture born from experience. Inspired by beasts of myth, and imagination — from antlered giants who walk like kings, to werewolves who prowl the night, hidden within the depths of the forest — every design tells a story. A tale of power, pleasure, or peculiar fascination.
We don’t do mass-produced. We don’t do passionless. And we sure as hell don’t do boring.
Every sculpture is poured by hand using the finest platinum-grade silicone money can buy — body-safe, detail-rich, and crafted to survive even the wildest expeditions. These aren’t just tools. They’re trophies. Keepsakes. Relics of the wild.
Some might glance at our catalog and scoff. That’s fine. The world’s always been divided between those who stay in camp… and those who venture into the trees when they hear a distant growl and feel their heart beat faster.
You? You’re here. That says enough.
So welcome to basecamp, traveler. Kick off your boots. Warm your paws by the fire. Take a look around and see what catches your eye. Because whether you’re a collector, a connoisseur, or just a curious creature yourself…
I’ll see you out there.
— Richard
Proprietor. Adventurer. Reluctant Legend.
Untamed Trading Co.